February 2012
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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Okay so I’m going to try settle to bed now. When I wake up…I’ll be 17.
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So I’m not actually in a bitchy mood.
I’m just nervous about tomorrow.
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Could people please stop using ‘Americanised’ as an insult? Not only does it completely disregard all the great shows American has, but it also rarely makes sense given the context. It just seems to me that whenever a show’s production values goes up, or it starts to gain popularity by trying something different, it’s immediately labelled as being...
I share my birthday with world book day.
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waiting-for-the-tardis:
After long consideration, I have finally determined what species Jared Padalecki belongs to. He’s a Cockamoose.
Half moose.
Half cock.
Because his penis is just that big.
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Hey guys. I finally got past that part in the Hobbit. I’m re-reading it. As a child, I could never get past the part with the spiders. It scared me SO MUCH. Now I’m re-reading it. I managed to get through it. Booyah. Still. IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT EVEN TODAY.
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I think I might watch Chicago.
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I'm hilarious
dreamparticles:
donovanandandersonarecunts:
masterfromcatering:
lost my shit.
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“There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea’s asleep, and...”
– The Doctor, Survival (last words spoken in Classic Who)
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I remember when one of my best friends asked me to dress up in a leaf dress for Gishwhes. I DIDN’T DO IT. HER TEAM TRIED TO BRIBE ME. I STILL DIDN’T DO IT.